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mccue90:

prokopetz:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

Possibly also because Satan figures in media typically live in dark holes in the ground, spend most of their time laughing at others’ misfortunes, and communicate primarily by means of passive-aggressive snark.

That last comment

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 414,462 notes

So you like chemistry puns…

captainriz:

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2 days ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 60,336 notes

disneynowand4ever:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

never return.

2 days ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 93,849 notes
3 days ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 13,801 notes

A Parent’s Worst Fear.

orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

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Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

3 days ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 107,664 notes

melkorwashere:

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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3 days ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 168,123 notes

ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA…

3 days ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 65,848 notes

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

5 days ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 265,585 notes

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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5 days ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 91,503 notes
First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
5 days ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 98,671 notes
plays

houseofgriffons:

smilingshroud:

bonkalore:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT MAKES NO SOUND 
REMEMBER, WHEN DISNEY CHARACTERS BURST OUT INTO SONG THEY DONT HEAR THE MUSIC, JUST THEM AND WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM 
AND THIS REALLY PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE JUST HOW 
fucking weird these assholes are i mean like seriously what the fuck 

If someone sang that good out of nowhere tho I’d just let them do their thing man. You go sing to your heart’s desire, hun.

This is now my favorite version, Thera something just so sincere and heartfelt about hearing just their voice and emotion in the silence.

deep-sky-blue
5 days ago on September 13th, 2014 | J | 114,278 notes
hollyoakhill:


do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

6 days ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 21,468 notes

defekait:

majortvjunkie:

who are they

the geese from Aristocats still going hard as hell

6 days ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 63,986 notes

zabblepants:

How can you see into my eyes like open doors

6 days ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 138,804 notes

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

1 week ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 723,608 notes